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What is Clobber couture?
Welcome to Clobber Couture — where vintage dreams collide with circus daydreams and a dash of dark whimsy.
Born from a love of rummaging through market stalls and vintage treasure troves, Clobber Couture is a celebration of individuality, theatrical flair, and the beautifully bizarre. Inspired by outback California circuses, Alice in Wonderland's surreal spirit, and the gritty charm of cult cinema like House of 1000 Corpses, our pieces are made for society's misfits, marvels, and main acts.
Our motto — "providing for all of society's acts" — isn't just a tagline. It's a commitment. Whether you're the ringleader, the runaway, or the romantic, Clobber Couture offers bold, expressive styles that help you take center stage — or slip into the shadows on your own terms.
Each item we create or curate carries the soul of the past and the attitude of now — because fashion should never feel mass-produced. It should feel like it's yours alone.
Join the parade. Dress for the spectacle. And never apologize for being the main character in your own twisted fairytale.
We combine traditional baking techniques with the finest ingredients to bring you delicious bread and pastry.
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